Even Apple Makes Mistakes

If you haven't been in the presence of technology in the past 2 days then you wouldn't know about the new apple iPad that just came out. Well, don't run out and pick one up just yet. Like most technology this one will hopefully get better with time.
But, the best part of this new Apple innovation would have to be the laughs its receiving. The name iPad alone lends itself to many jokes and one-liners (ha). This funny name, iPad was the main plot to a Mad'TV scene back in the day.
Check it out, too funny not to share;) Its is pretty raunchy though.


All the best,
ChitChatChic

Humpday Confession

It's Wednesday already, and I'm here to confess.

Confession:

In second grade I cheated on a spelling test. I know this doesn't sound too terrible, but this has always stuck with me so I thought I would get it out. The year was 1990 and it was the time of the Gulf War. How do I remember this all you say? Well, my Dad was in the army so I remember it well.
One of our words on our spelling test was Saudi Arabia. So I wrote on my pencil box "My Dad is in Saudi Arabia" so I could look at it during the test and cheat!

There is it my confession. I can't remember cheating on any other spelling test, I think because that one made such a mark on me:)

All the best,
ChitChatChit

Jesse

Color Combos

My favorite color combination for the home right now is Turquoise and Red. May not sound like the best combo when you say it out loud, but the impact in a room is one to stop and stare! Please note I could use Tourquise in every room in my house, but J stops me when I mention turquoise;)
I also think this would be a great wedding color pallette. These two colors pop and look good on everyone (ultimate goal accomplished).
I've loved this combo since about one week after I was married:( Now I see it everywhere. Love

All the best,
ChitChatChic

Need a New Read

Does anyone have a particular book that they want to rave about? Im always up for a good read. I'm currently reading Eat, Pray, Love. which started off really good, but now it is not keeping me wanting more.
I will need a new book soon and I like to read books people can tell you about and really say, "that was a good book."

So let me know, what I should pick up and spend time with.

All the best,
ChitChatchic

Jesse

Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda

If you could do anything what would it be? Now let's throw in another perk and say, you would not fail? Would the outcome be different?
The whole NBC Leno Vs. Conan press opportunity has me thinking of this very question. What if you were actually doing the very thing you always wanted to do and then it was taken away. Not a good day on the farm.
What would I do you say?
Well, I would own my own stationary shop with cute stuff galore. You could monogram anything and personalize everything! The shop would be filled with rare gifts for any special person in your world. I would have classes on entertaining and wine tastings for fun. The decor would be fun, frilly (in a good way) and glam from the floor up.
And, if I couldn't fail...
I would be a back-up dancer for Brittany Spears! Baby hit me one more time, I would dance with Britt any day of the week! If I could and was good that is.

What would you do? Let me know!

All the best,
ChitChatChic

Jesse

Hump Day Confessions

Hello Wednesday, time for me to spill the beans...
Confession:

When I was in third grade I believe, or maybe second I wrote a letter to the Barney show explaining why I should be on the show. I listed all of the great qualities I endured at the time: great dancer, great singer (never was I this) beautiful and better than the other kids. Needless to say I never received any response back from Barney.
I dont event think I told me mom I sent that letter;)

Funny to think back about!

All the best,
ChitChatChic

Jesse

Doggy Woes

I had to wake up this morning before 5:00 am, to my frantic husband yelling at me to get out of bed because something was wrong with Taysha- I JUMPED out of bed!

For those of you who don't know Taysha is my angel, my very first dog and my life would crumble all around me if something ever happened to her. This dog will for sure out live me or die the day I do like an old married couple.
Well, Taysha must have been very excited about eating breakfast this morning because she horded her food in her mouth from the others and ran off to drop her pile in the special place she wanted to eat it (she always does this weird eating habit) and she choked on a piece of food. And, I think she picked up a string along the way. So here my dog is choking at 5:00am and all I can do it sit there beside her in major panic mode.
How do you relieve a dog if they are choking? I didn't know the Doggy Heimlich removal or CPR. I had no clue. All I could do was sit there and watch her suffer while I kept patting her on her sides and sticking my finger down her throat.
Well, Im not sure which part worked the beating or the finger but eventually she stopped hacking. I layed down with her on the couch becuase of course she only wanted to be with me. I tried to calm her down beucase she kept shaking (so sad). Taysha made it through thank God!